Post by Sadistic Majestic on Dec 24, 2005 12:22:29 GMT -5
A woman and a man were in bed. They were revealing in the joys of sex when there was a sound outside.
"Sh!t, my husband is home. Hide!" ushers the woman, the man quickly hiding in the bathroom. She quickly throws all their clothes under the bed and lays down. Her husband enters the room and was surprised to see her naked.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I heard you pull up, so I prepared myself for you." she says.
"Alright, Let me just get freshened up first." says her husband, opening the bathroom door to see the man there clapping his hands in the air.
"What?" he asks, glancing at the husband.
"Who the hell are you?" asks the husband
"I'm the exterminator. The lady of the house called me in about a moth problem." He answers.
"But... where are your clothes?" The husband asks. The man jumps back, surprised and says.
"THE LITTLE F*CKERS!"
"Sh!t, my husband is home. Hide!" ushers the woman, the man quickly hiding in the bathroom. She quickly throws all their clothes under the bed and lays down. Her husband enters the room and was surprised to see her naked.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I heard you pull up, so I prepared myself for you." she says.
"Alright, Let me just get freshened up first." says her husband, opening the bathroom door to see the man there clapping his hands in the air.
"What?" he asks, glancing at the husband.
"Who the hell are you?" asks the husband
"I'm the exterminator. The lady of the house called me in about a moth problem." He answers.
"But... where are your clothes?" The husband asks. The man jumps back, surprised and says.
"THE LITTLE F*CKERS!"