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Post by kitty on Dec 26, 2005 19:24:54 GMT -5
okay i have two: Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left. The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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Post by luvrofkurt on Dec 28, 2005 13:14:52 GMT -5
Ho hum....... I don't know any others....oh yeah I do!
There was a brunette on the side of a railroad going "One...one...one..." and running in place. A blonde walked up and asked what she is doing. "It's really fun! Here, try it!" The blonde got on the side of the railroad and started "One...one...one..." A train cam eby and ran over the blonde. The brunette returned to her place "Two...two...two..."
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