What a blonde does when she's bored

[Dia]

(I make up 7 things to do with an inflated exercise ball and yes, I am a blond)

1: Pretend it is a basketball (she shoots! She scores! Slam dunk!)

2: Pretend it is a horse (Come Tonto!)

3: Lay your belly on it, evenly placing your body upon the ball. Then lift up your legs and hands and yell, "I can fly!"

4: Try to meditate on it with your legs crossed.

5: Lay your back on it and lift arms and legs.

6: Pretend it is a magnifying glass

7: Wrestle with it (WWF Baby! Body slam! Where's a chair...)

[Air Head]

LoL! That is rather funny. I have done a few of those things, and I am a brunette.

[kitty]

your picking on me i have done so many of those things!! and the worst part is...i'm NOT blonde

[Dia]

I didn't realize I was picking on anyone but perhaps blondes because that's what I put in the title of the thread. lol. -.-'

[Air Head]

I used to be a blond. I dyed my hair that way. But I am a brunette now

[Erika/Casey]

do blonde highlights count? neways never done those things.

[Dia]

lol. You guys are silly ^^. Dying your hair from blonde to brunette still makes you a blonde Airhead.

And no, I don't believe blonde highlights count...o.0

[kitty]

Air head your behavior is always blonde no matter what you do and dying makes it worse because then the chemicals in the dye sink into your brains

[Air Head]

Yup!

[kitty]

gosh your just as crazy ((if not crazier))then i remember

[Sadistic Majestic]

Oh come on, thats amatuer right there.... I got a better one...

What do you call a hot blonde on a water bed?

Cherry Float

[luvrofkurt]

There was a blonde driving a really nice mustang convertible down the road. A man flagged her down, an drew a circle with a piece of chalk. He told her to stay in the circle. Using a a bat, he proceeded to beat her car. She started laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asks.
"I stepped out of the circle." the blonde replies.

[Dia]

There were 3 blondes walking on a beach, 1 of them finds a lamp. She picks it up&rubs it. POOF! out pops a genie. The genie says "hmm...since there are 3 of you. I'll give you each 1 wish." The 1st one says "you know what? I hate being called dumb I want to be 25% smarter." Poof! She's a brunette. The 2nd one says "you know what? I hate being called dumb too, I want to be 15% smarter." Poof! She's red-head. The last one says "you know what, I like being called dumb. I want to be 100% dumber." Poof! She's a man.

(hehe. No offense fellas. I heard this one from a friend of mine)

[kitty]

i love dia's

okay this blonde girl had dents all over her car and she went to a car repair shop and asked this blonde attendent "hey how do i get these dents out for free?" the attendent respondes "take it home and blow in your exaust and they will pop out" so she goes home and starts blowing but it doesn't work. her neighbor who is also blonde walks out and askes "what are you doing?" and the blonde respondes "i'm blowing the dents out of my car" her niehgbor says "no, no your doing it wrong...your supposed to roll the window up before you blow"

[Dia]

Here's one I got off the internet)

There was this blonde in a bar boasting to everyone that she knew every capital of every country in the United States. "Come on, go ahead. Ask me what the capital of any state in the U.S is." She dared each and every person there.

Finally someone spoke up asking, "ok, what is the capital of Mississippi?"

"That's an easy one." The blonde scoffed. "M"